Frickin' Corinth, Mississippi

So tonight we are playing in Corinth, Mississippi.

First off, this town has the highest concentration of mutated rednecks that i have ever seen in one area. The town's Wal-Mart looked like something out of the hills have eyes. In a single five minute trip, me and the guys got stared at like we were either A. celebrities, B. gay, or C. had tumors protruding from our entire bodies. You wouldn't think that C would be weird to them though, seeing as how many of them did. Now, I would normally not make a big deal about genetic mutants, but it does seem slightly hypocritical to stare at people like me when you look like you just got done taking a bath in nuclear waste.

Anyway, so we got to the show tonight, and this "relaxation music" was playing. Apparently music that the owner of the venue had created and recorded himself. There were sounds of trickling rain, which we all agreed sounded more like sizzling bacon, which of course none of us argued with, who doesn't love bacon? In any case, the venue was extremely dimly lit with red and black lights. Tonight started out as one of the more awkward moments of our collective lives. Thank God for the bands that we are on tour with, otherwise, i may actually off myself instead of just wanting to.

Long story short...Get me out of this stinking town.